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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
(Source: landofbluesmoke, via pizza)
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i always see those vine videos on here first and they’re so funny but then they end up on facebook and people don’t realise that they’re old news by then
- bonnie tyler: believe in me
- rest of UK: no
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what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
(via chiitomero)
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they look like hipster’s who got lost on their way to starbucks
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I want to marry David Henrie
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how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
(via chiitomero)
